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Before you go thinking I live the life of a dandy gent or a fancy man about town, know that I spent an hour listening to the Nine Inch Nails/Carly Rae Jepsen mash-up and another hour dissecting and ingesting the new Mastodon track last night.

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There’s no real reason that we’re not all wearing silver lamé jumpsuits. The future is now.

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I’m a dullard and a dunce but my dang’d ol’ dick can destroy Detroit.

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You should only use the word “titular” if you know what it means. Same goes for penultimate.

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