An old J C Whitney catalog is pretty much demanding that I buy a 1972 Pontiac Grand Prix.
Skin folds are fuckable and that’s a universal fact.
What Does The Fox Say by Ylvis is a direct rip off of Van Halen’s Secrets. Nobody noticed so we all share the shame.
Been creepin’ on white girl tattoos at the Olive Garden and peepin’ all the butts at Hobby Lobby.
There ain’t a woman alive that’s gonna stop me from masturbating in the living room.