There ain’t nothing festive about these city sidewalks, homeboy.
I know a lot of people who are really passionate about the Dakota Access Pipeline protest. They will post upwards of 7 articles they didn’t write about it on social media every day. They’re so brave.
In Trump’s America Thanksgiving will be on the fourth Thursday of November.
In Trump’s America Pepto-Bismol will sooth an upset stomach.
In Trump’s America it will be fairly easy make bond on a DUI charge.