Most things in my house have been soiled with semen or dog shit.
Sometimes broccoli tooth is an improvement. Don’t hate, tolerate our vegan pals.
Russell Brand and Ricky Gervais have teamed up to destroy the universe with self-righteousness and pomposity. They are more dangerous than the combined strength of the Islamic State, Vladimir Putin, and ghosts.
She lets a out little countrified queef two minutes in. It’s twangy.
So, I’ve become a crazy woman’s boyfriend. Again.