I’ve met two people named Clitorious and another named Shatarrhea. Then I fucked them with my pendulous pecker.
You must stay inside and marinate. It’s the Fart Master’s decree.
All these white people are making it real tough to jingle my fruit in an alley.
Kristen Schaal is the world’s most beautiful ugly person.
I’ve gained a shit tonne of weight recently. Luckily it’s all metric weight (kilos or stones or some such bullshit) so it only matters in Canada.