Neil Diamond is NOT Bill Cosby so stop making that correlation Brian.
Harry Potter’s testicles are unremarkable.
Groupon sent me a $10 off certificate and I have $17 in available credit. Looks like mom is gonna get something this Christmas after all. High five!
Anyone that says “Bazinga” will rightly burn in hell for perpetuity.
People that eat boogers in public are confident go-getters. Public booger eaters should be praised not scorned.