Do you know why Kim Jong-Un is so crabby? That mother fucker only has one credenza. Credenzas!!!!!
I use my credenzas to house home theater and stereo equipment, keep important documents and precious momentos, and to chop out fat lines of yayo. Credenzas!!!!!
Listen here, pal. Lamps and light fixtures are not furniture so don’t feed me that stupid shit. Credenzas!!!!!
Some dick pointed out that I have 18 chairs in my house. He says, based purely on the number of chairs here (eighteen is more than seven) that they are the superior furniture. What that ignorant mother fucker doesn’t know is that I’ve spent at least twice as much on credenzas than chairs. Therefore… Credenzas!!!!!
The credenza is the best piece of furniture. It’s not a dining table, it’s not a couch, it’s not a goddamn dresser. There are two couches, three dining tables, zero fucking dressers, and SEVEN credenzas in my home. Credenzas!!!!!