Movie Pitch: Weird Asian dude waters his houseplants and garden with blood. Nobody knows where he gets the blood but we all enjoy his produce.
Because Kevin Dubrow, former lead singer of Quiet Riot, was rude to me in an airport, I quietly celebrated the news of his cocaine death.
The word gaping has no use outside of describing a maw or an asshole.
He may sound exactly like Willie but Lukas Nelson sucks balls.
As summer gives way to fall, it’s time move on. Chelsea’s Trailer Court was a fine place to learn Nuru massage but a terrible place to make a living hawking Nuru massage.