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Scarlett Johansson Is Worth The Blistered Dick Skin

September 17, 2011

Holy fucking shit. Scarlett is… perfection. Gonna get a quick crank in and immediately head out to get some high quality jack grease after. I’ll rub my dick skin clean off otherwise. Tweet

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Scarlett Johansson Nude!

September 14, 2011

You’ve undoubtedly seen these nude pictures of Scarlett Johannson but I need to post them for ummmmm…. personal reasons. If you haven’t seen them, you’re welcome. Tweet

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Dead Terrorist Make Me Smile

May 2, 2011

I’ve sneaked a smile or two after hearing about someone’s death, this marks the first time I will publicly grin. Bin Laden is dead! Tweet

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Fuck my putrid asshole.

December 28, 2010

Fuck me. I managed to pick up the flu or food poisoning over the holiday and have been detained shitting and puking for two straight days. My body should be done expelling toxins soon so updates will resume soon enough. In the mean time, go to OhOmg.com and help a Russian bitch get to the [...]

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Jesus is watching you masturbate.

December 24, 2010

I have never masturbated or had sex on Christmas Eve so you wont be getting any porn clips from me today. Sorry. Even piece of shit, self involved assholes can be guilted into restraint once a year. Tweet

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