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Asian

Happy Tugs!

August 16, 2011

Visit HappyTugs.com I find it enraging that John C. Reilly and Ice-T have “acting” careers but I am forced to be an internet troll. Tweet

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Asian Hot Bunnies!

June 15, 2011

Visit AsianHotBunnies.com Not to be a braggart, but I have a knack for making fortune tellers and gypsies cry with my mere presence. Tweet

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Hacked Asian Girls!

March 25, 2011

Visit HackedAsianGirls.com My sexy face looks a lot like my angry crazy-eyed sexual assault face. Tweet

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Tera Patrick!

December 14, 2010

Visit TeraPatrick.com I was born at the tail end of the Vietnam War and never had to deal with a draft but I’d rather duke it out with Charlie than spend a winter in Canada. No draft dodging for me. Tweet

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Banzai Sluts!

November 24, 2010

Visit BanzaiSluts.com If you lay on the Walmart floor, all of the black shoppers look like Patrick Ewing. Tweet

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