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Asses

Phat Booty Brazil!

May 4, 2012

Visit PhatBootyBrazil.com Annoying assholes have informed me today is “Star Wars” day. I hope they figure out a way to fuck themselves. Tweet

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Phat Booty Cheerleaders!

May 3, 2012

Visit PhatBootyCheerleaders.com Bear Grylls wont tell you this but a mountain lion being tugged on is essentially a house cat. Tweet

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Phat Booty Hoes!

May 2, 2012

Visit PhatBootyHoes.com About to tickle the tingle. Tweet

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Phat Latin Butts!

May 1, 2012

Visit PhatLatingButts.com The single most disappointing moment in my life was having sex with a small ass’d prostitute in Tijuana. I expect some meat on my ethnic whores. Tweet

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Phat White Booty!

April 30, 2012

Visit PhatWhiteBooty.com An Australian Rules Football referee is the worlds most authoritative clown. Tweet

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