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Asses

Booty Studio!

February 10, 2012

Visit BootyStudio.com Sarcasm is not a real language, stop putting it on your Facebook profile. Tweet

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Ass Masterpiece!

January 13, 2012

Visit AssMasterpiece.com Jacking off before writing a joke about porn isn’t a good idea. Tweet

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Jaw Dropping Asses!

December 8, 2011

Visit JawDroppingAsses.com The Afghan Whigs announced a reunion tour today. That news gave me a bigger boner than this video. Tweet

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Black Butt Bounce!

December 5, 2011

Visit BlackButtBounce.com I had the Triple Steak Stack from Taco Bell today. It was, at best, only double steak. Taco Bell is run lying assholes. Tweet

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Brown Bunnies!

September 21, 2011

Visit BrownBunnies.com Two women I know have invited me to join them for a threesome. They’re hotter than shit but they want me to use a condom. I’m gonna pass. Tweet

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