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Blowjobs – Facials

Blow Patrol!

February 9, 2012

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Natural Born Swallowers!

December 13, 2011

Visit NaturalBornSwallowers.com Jesus seems to really enjoy fucking me over this time of year. Moses wouldn’t do that. Tweet

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Make Them Gag!

December 12, 2011

Visit MakeThemGag.com Is “Happy Kwanzaa” an appropriate greeting? I’ve never met a happy black person. Tweet

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Natural Born Swallowers!

November 23, 2011

Visit NaturalBornSwallowers.com It’s not the holiday season until the dog gets tinsel turds. Tweet

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Facial Fest!

September 23, 2011

Visit FacialFest.com I found out yesterday that a woman I dated a decade ago still makes fun of my nose hair. Glad to know that I make a lasting impression. Tweet

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