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Immoral Tube!

May 17, 2012

Visit ImmoralTube.com Apparently I’m the most out of touch motherfucker in the world as I just now heard that Gotye song. Tweet

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Asian Creamy Pies!

April 4, 2012

Visit AsianCreamyPies.com I’d rather vote for a black guy than a Mormon but the black guy can’t be Muslim or a socialist. Looks like I’ll be in quite the pickle come November. Tweet

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Behind Kink!

March 30, 2012

Visit BehindKink.com The world is full of dreamy assholes that do nothing to improve their lot in life. Nobody reading this is going to win the lottery tonight. Tweet

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Pregnant Sistas!

March 13, 2012

Visit PregnantSistas.com Because I’m a hardcore racist, I just assumed all black women in porn are pregnant. Tweet

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My Stepdaughter Ate My Ass!

March 12, 2012

Visit MyStepdaughterAteMyAss.com Mastering the ejaculatory arts involves studied practice and accepting, nay, learning to love lasagna bellies. Tweet

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