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Fitness

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April 25, 2012

Visit PussyFootGirls.com I take great pride in the fact that I have never shared a choreographed handshake with a friend. Tweet

November 10, 2011

Visit PublicSexAdventures.com GOP debates get me hard. Gonna open up the Twitter feed and turn that sexy bitch on. Tweet

July 6, 2011

Visit FlexiDolls.com I plan on being the fist person to masturbate to the inevitable Casey Anthony nudie pics. Tweet

June 14, 2011

Visit Amateur18.tv There are parts of Atlanta where The Warriors could be a documentary, except all of the principals will be black. Tweet

October 20, 2010

Visit Contortionist.com Got my red wings last night. It was surprisingly pleasurable. I came up smiling like the Joker. Tweet