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Fitness

All Hot Indians!

August 31, 2010

Visit AllHotIndians.com A friend wants to go to Vegas and see all of the Cirque shows. Fuck that. The only show in Vegas worth a damn is watching two whores fucking a double donger ass to ass while I hit them with a riding crop. Tweet

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CFNM Max!

April 30, 2010

Visit CFNMMax.com I’m livid over the new immigration law in Arizona. Having open borders is a cornerstone of American liberty. I say we open up both borders and direct the Mexican swarm to Canada. The Canucs have had it too good for too long. Tweet

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Flexible Positions!

April 19, 2010

Click here to see more Flexible Positions! Chuck Norris and I are very similar. We’re both trained killers. The only difference is that I’m trained to punish and kill hippies. Tweet

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