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Wank My Wood!

March 29, 2012

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Wank My Wood!

December 20, 2011

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Tug Jobs!

September 13, 2011

Visit TugJobs.com Things I have put my dick in: – ‘dem guts – more than one fat bitch – the place where poop comes out – a pecan tree – gingivitis mouth – guacamole This is just a small sampling of things I have put my dick in. The book will be out later this [...]

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Happy Tugs!

August 16, 2011

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Hand Job Harry!

May 3, 2011

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