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Squirters

Big League Squirters!

December 1, 2011

Visit BigLeagueSquirters.com Southern women are not charming or loving, or even courteous. They’re rude whores. Especially Amanda. Tweet

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Big League Squirters!

February 25, 2011

Visit BigLeagueSquirters.com I hate the phrase “That tastes like shit”. Only shit eaters know what shit tastes like. Tweet

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Squirt Disgrace!

February 7, 2011

Visit SquirtDisgrace.com There’s nothing disgraceful about a frothy squirt. In fact it’s the best sexually induced expression of pleasure known. The real disgrace was having the fucking Black Eyed Peas as the half time show last night. Christ that was terrible. Even Slash and his shiny top hat didn’t help. Tweet

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Squirt Bukkake!

November 19, 2010

Visit SquirtBukkake.com I’m going to get a tattoo commemorating the first time I did coke. On my soul. Tweet

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Clara G!

August 30, 2010

Visit Clara-G.com Card shark is an outdated descriptor of a shrewd poker player. Have you seen those fatties playing on The World Series of Poker? Card Walrus is a more accurate way to describe them. Tweet

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